16 歲女孩懷孕了,父親只說了8個字
一個16歲的女孩跟她母親說她已經2個月沒來了……
母親一聽不得了趕緊去藥房買了驗孕劑來確認一下……
結果女孩真的懷孕了！母親又哭又罵的問到：'到底是那個渾蛋干的好事，你給我從實招來！！
'女孩只好打了通電話……
半小時后~~
一部全新的法拉利跑車疾駛到了女孩家門，而跨出車門的是位全身名牌衣著又風度翩翩的中年紳士。紳士進入屋內與女孩及她的父母雙親在客廳坐了下來。午安！'紳士禮貌的向她們問候並說道：'令媛剛剛告知了我這個大問題，但是因為我的個人家庭問題，很抱歉我無法娶令媛為妻，不過我會負該負!的責任！
'這樣好了，如果生的是女孩，我會留3家店面，2間房子，1棟海邊別墅及一個200萬美金的帳戶給她。
'如果生的是男孩，我會讓他繼承2家公司再加上一個200萬美金的帳戶。'如果生的是雙胞胎，那就每人繼承1家公司還有各100萬美金的帳戶。'但如果不幸流產了……'此時在一旁沉默已久的父親，突然站起來，並把手緊緊的搭在紳士的肩上后說：............. . .”
那就再麻煩你一次！”
Friday, January 1, 2010
Saturday, December 12, 2009
move~~
12 december~~
she move~~~~
from old house to new house~~~
and there~~
is far from me also~
beside that..
the line is suck
i cant even receive or send message to her~~
actually is can..
but all is delay
sometime is 5 minute(most better)
and sometime is few hour~~~
i duno wat can do about it~~
haizz
even want to call her~~~
it just.........
THE NUMBER THAT U DAIL..CANOT.........
FXXK
DAXX
just SIENZZZ
what the hell is that><
totally moody today
oOo ( * _ * ) oOo
she move~~~~
from old house to new house~~~
and there~~
is far from me also~
beside that..
the line is suck
i cant even receive or send message to her~~
actually is can..
but all is delay
sometime is 5 minute(most better)
and sometime is few hour~~~
i duno wat can do about it~~
haizz
even want to call her~~~
it just.........
THE NUMBER THAT U DAIL..CANOT.........
FXXK
DAXX
just SIENZZZ
what the hell is that><
totally moody today
oOo ( * _ * ) oOo
moneyking~~~
anyone who is dreaming about become a successful business man???
u can try type www.moneyking.com 黄宗泽server
coz i am there^^
actually it is abit tough><
hard game..
need many effort
and let me understand that IT IS NOT EASY TO BECOME A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS RICH MAN
for the ppl who cant wait it de... can play moneyplayer~~
means reload to it..
but i suggest no to do that becoz at the all...
it just a game only
u can try type www.moneyking.com 黄宗泽server
coz i am there^^
actually it is abit tough><
hard game..
need many effort
and let me understand that IT IS NOT EASY TO BECOME A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS RICH MAN
for the ppl who cant wait it de... can play moneyplayer~~
means reload to it..
but i suggest no to do that becoz at the all...
it just a game only
Saturday, November 21, 2009
tired><
today ...
duno wat day><
yeechaw and chee leong find us to play basketball^^
long time didn play with yee chaw ady since he accident><
and he find me to play^^
coz he said his hand GATAL^^
wakaka
then 7 sumthing reach mun hoe there basketball court ady
play liao 2 hour sumthing><
after that, go LOU YAO KEE having our breakfast
but i didn eat anything
czo wanna have my lunch with dear~~~
after bak home
then fai fai go take a bath
and then go out ady~~~
go find dear having our lunch
we eat at pwtc~~~
there de drink><
no good at all><
herm><
sienz liao
da suck jasmine tea~~
make me afraid with it ady
dun want to order it anymore at anywhere><
after that then we go bak le~~~
coz dear is CURI CURI come out de><
wakakkaa
and she need DA BAO MCD for her sister and brother
then i ma ride lrt back lo~~
duno is too tired ady><
i down lrt at pandan jaya station><
wakao><
then need ride bak to maluri><
and waste liao lrt card><
herm~~~~
when i walk bak home><
HAMI$%^
my home is nobody><
sienz liao lurh
i dun have key
and need walk bak outside wait my parents at ABC maideen there><
argh><
then play sudoku wait til my parents bak and fetch me bak><
duno wat day><
yeechaw and chee leong find us to play basketball^^
long time didn play with yee chaw ady since he accident><
and he find me to play^^
coz he said his hand GATAL^^
wakaka
then 7 sumthing reach mun hoe there basketball court ady
play liao 2 hour sumthing><
after that, go LOU YAO KEE having our breakfast
but i didn eat anything
czo wanna have my lunch with dear~~~
after bak home
then fai fai go take a bath
and then go out ady~~~
go find dear having our lunch
we eat at pwtc~~~
there de drink><
no good at all><
herm><
sienz liao
da suck jasmine tea~~
make me afraid with it ady
dun want to order it anymore at anywhere><
after that then we go bak le~~~
coz dear is CURI CURI come out de><
wakakkaa
and she need DA BAO MCD for her sister and brother
then i ma ride lrt back lo~~
duno is too tired ady><
i down lrt at pandan jaya station><
wakao><
then need ride bak to maluri><
and waste liao lrt card><
herm~~~~
when i walk bak home><
HAMI$%^
my home is nobody><
sienz liao lurh
i dun have key
and need walk bak outside wait my parents at ABC maideen there><
argh><
then play sudoku wait til my parents bak and fetch me bak><
!st anniversary
1st anniversary><
phew~~~
need out money ady><
argh~~~
lucky 1 year just 1 time><
if not i die ady><
wakakaka
^^
today reach skul~~~
boring class
damn><
and feel sleepy
tis few day also lidat
coz too late slip ady la><
haizzz
becoz of sumthing><
make me late slip...
herm~~~
and act like nothing^^
hahaha
but><
duno why~~~
gal is no patient at all de><
just play play har jiek ma><
then angry liao><
i wont forget de la><
AIYOH^^
dun so GAN JEUNG la><
no fun ady le lah><
herm~~~~
ask liao me almost 20times whether know today is wat day><
argh~~~
coz i keep say duno..
then dear angry liao><
but~~~
i dun want wait til finish skul la
if not i sure will be kill by her><
and when break, give her da present ady
wakakak><
luckily~~~
and she totally change attitude liao><
waliao~~~
GENG!!!!!
at last..
hoep that our relationship will last long til 1XXX year^^
hahaha
phew~~~
need out money ady><
argh~~~
lucky 1 year just 1 time><
if not i die ady><
wakakaka
^^
today reach skul~~~
boring class
damn><
and feel sleepy
tis few day also lidat
coz too late slip ady la><
haizzz
becoz of sumthing><
make me late slip...
herm~~~
and act like nothing^^
hahaha
but><
duno why~~~
gal is no patient at all de><
just play play har jiek ma><
then angry liao><
i wont forget de la><
AIYOH^^
dun so GAN JEUNG la><
no fun ady le lah><
herm~~~~
ask liao me almost 20times whether know today is wat day><
argh~~~
coz i keep say duno..
then dear angry liao><
but~~~
i dun want wait til finish skul la
if not i sure will be kill by her><
and when break, give her da present ady
wakakak><
luckily~~~
and she totally change attitude liao><
waliao~~~
GENG!!!!!
at last..
hoep that our relationship will last long til 1XXX year^^
hahaha
Saturday, November 7, 2009
7-11
today wake at almost 10
too tired liao
haha
when i wake up
my brother go pavillion ady><
so good ah him
i cant go out><
some stuff to do><
ARGH~~~><
o0o(^_^)o0o
sienzzz
then aftenoon go out 2 hour><
for nothing><
then bak home><
and just infront of the pc
then rainning heavy><
until my bed all wet><
tonite still duno slip where tim
argh><
too tired liao
haha
when i wake up
my brother go pavillion ady><
so good ah him
i cant go out><
some stuff to do><
ARGH~~~><
o0o(^_^)o0o
sienzzz
then aftenoon go out 2 hour><
for nothing><
then bak home><
and just infront of the pc
then rainning heavy><
until my bed all wet><
tonite still duno slip where tim
argh><
friday~~ 06
today class replacement
for QSS
waliao><
ady replace for 2 week de friday><
ady make me very mad><
coz take liao mine 2 free de holiday and plan
then 1 sumthing
ant and dear come find me having lunch
near my home
mamak~~~
ABC mamak~~~
there de teh ais really good^^
then reach skul at 3 sumthing
but got talk~~~
business bizz closing ceremory><
until 4 sumthing~~~
wait liao so long~~~
then go in just do 1 question
and that question i TOTALLY duno wat is that><
then class finish
so diao de class
i even duno attend da class for wat><
just SIENZZZ~~~
QSS= #$%#@^$%^*&%
for QSS
waliao><
ady replace for 2 week de friday><
ady make me very mad><
coz take liao mine 2 free de holiday and plan
then 1 sumthing
ant and dear come find me having lunch
near my home
mamak~~~
ABC mamak~~~
there de teh ais really good^^
then reach skul at 3 sumthing
but got talk~~~
business bizz closing ceremory><
until 4 sumthing~~~
wait liao so long~~~
then go in just do 1 question
and that question i TOTALLY duno wat is that><
then class finish
so diao de class
i even duno attend da class for wat><
just SIENZZZ~~~
QSS= #$%#@^$%^*&%
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